my brief burst of overacheivement

Report for August:
1. Offloaded kids.
2. Flew to Florida, another boring flight (landing in an 'alert II' or better status in on my list of things to do before I die).
3. Rented a convertible capable of reaching Ludicrous Speed.
4. Seaworld. Put wife in tank with Beluga Whales. For better or worse they played nice and did not try to eat her.
4a. Won 4 foot wide stuffed seaturtle.
4b. Realized 4 foot wide stuffed seaturtle would have to make it on the plane somehow.
5. Universal Studios. the usual theme park dash.
6. Had to take kids back.
7. Got $300.00 water slide for a $99.00 swimmming pool. There's a redneck joke in there but I can't put my finger on it at the moment.